Never Argue With A Woman

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,
And begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.''Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment.
I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Let's Cut to the Chase

I am tired of these people, the ones that are use to me catering to their every need. Last I checked, relationships no matter what kind, were a two way street, tango partners. I feel bad for saying this, but I need new people, at least maybe I need to give up the old ones for some time cause God knows I have held in a lot of what I wanted to say. I regret not saying those thoughts now.Cheers, to a hopeful new beginning, again, and again, and again. And maybe once more just for kicks.

Credits due to Miss Pritchett

^^This helps on a not so sunny day in the nieghborhood^^

Not to mention I took one of those silly quizzes that wisely informed me the type of tattoo I should get: wings.

I thought it fit nicely.

A kiss on the hand is quite continental..

But diamonds are a girls best friend.

IT

if I have one will be named:

Belle

Simple, lovely, yet powerful.

I like it.

CAGE ME IN BABY

^^CAUSE I WANT THESE BEAUTIES^^

-YSL-

Easy and Breezy

Bottom to top, Mia Farrow to Rita Hayworth, I find a little bit of each inside my itty bitty existence. Only from time to time, for Victoria Campbell will make her own name for herself..hopefull. But their beauty is dazzling, and their free spirits only feed my hungry spirit apple after apple.

Cheers to the wonder of a woman willing to woo.

OBJECTION..

as shakira says.

So objection, I dont wanna be the exception

To get a bit of your attention

I love you for free and Im not your mother

But you dont even bother

Objection Im tired of this triangle

Got dizzy dancing tango

Im falling apart in your hands again

No way Ive got to get away

His

One never meets just Cancer, or War, or Unhappiness(or Happiness). One only meets each hour or moment that comes. All manner of ups and downs. Many bad spots in our best times, many good ones in our worst. One never gets the total impact of what we call 'the thing itself.' But we call it wrongly. The thing itself is simply all these ups and downs: the rest is a name or an idea.
-C.S. Lewis (A Grief Observed)

lovely's secret

I SNUPPED MY HUR BECAUSE:

1. SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME TO NEVER CUT MY HAIR. WELL HERE'S TO YOU KID::I DO WHAT I WANT, AND YEAH I AM A LITTLE BITTER...BITE ME.

2. NOTHING SAYS A NEW START LIKE CHOPPING OFF BAGGAGE, NOT TO MENTION MORE THAN A COUPLE OF INCHES.

3. I AM READY TO HAVE SOME FUN, AND WHATS BETTER THAN HAVING A SHORT RETRO BOB TO PUT THE FUN INTO GEAR.

4. I'M YOUNG, AND THIS BOB IS BOBILICIOUS, LUCIOUS AND DANGEROUSLY FLIRTY.

I AM LOOKING FOR A LUSTER FOR LIFE. OWWW.

a hint of jealousy in my air bubble..

simply because, Katy Perry got to come out of a shell...

All I have to say is OY!

.FANTASTIC.

4 years...

and she's still running
from those creatures
the ones she says

everything

ruins it for her
puts her four years behind
makes her question

everything

and she's still running
from those creatures
the ones she says

everything

has changed
no trust
no, surely no lust

everything

and she's still running
from the creature: him
that tore her strong tower

everything

he ruined it for her
she ruined it for herself
that wall

everything

should have stayed up
now she battles
her mind, her heart

everything

now more walls
thicker stones
wider eyes

everything

seems to lie
seems to be skeeming
the end

everything

to a new beginning
to a girl not afraid
to be alone

everything

is in the past
for she sees a future
of different things

everything

will be okay
for those creatures
one day

-Lovely